From my Granny, too cute! How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
Mackenzie and I were discussing Felecity (Felecity is an American Girl book character, that lived in 1774. We read the books earlier this year and Mackenzie really enjoyed them). Anyways... she asked if Felecity was still alive. I told her that she wasn't. Mackenzie thought for a minute then said, "well, I guess she is extinct then". Interesting way to look at it, but I guess she is correct.
We are still recovering from our trip and I am still working on getting the slideshow up. Maybe tonight.
BTW, if you can figure this out quickly, please lmk. I know it has to be a simple geometry formula. I just can't think of it at the moment (or earlier today either). I have a round pen that has 16, 10 foot panels. How can I set it up so that it is in a circle?
(Almost) Everyday happenings at JD Ranch, written mostly from the momma's perspective. :).